ride on Lawn Mower for Sale

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ride on Lawn Mower for Sale

Postby ColinS » Mon May 23, 2016 10:33 am

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My wife's riding Lawn Mower is now for Sale
Here's the story. It's still hard to believe the way it turned out

My wife said she wanted a riding lawn mower. She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work. I thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside.

So, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower

I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug. I even put a light on it so she could work at night (see photo below), after she finishes putting away the dinner dishes.

To this day I still can't understand why some women are so hard to please! :oops:

P.S. I can see out of my left eye pretty good now and should be able to leave the hospital sometime next week :roll:
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