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Irrefutable facts!

Postby ColinS » Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:55 pm

Four irrefutable facts ….

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS. ;)

3. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Budweiser, Miller, Guinness, and Heinekens. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

4. I haven't verified this but it sounds legitimate….. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. :roll:
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