"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are
Against another mosque being built in Toronto.
I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to
Be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.
Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to
Promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be
Opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting
Tolerance from within the mosque.
We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay,
"The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless
Bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that
Specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit
Barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."
"Across the street there could be a lingerie store
Called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,"
With sexy mannequins in the window modelling the goods,
And on the other side a liquor store called
"Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate
The tolerance they demand of us.
" Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this
Point... It is either past your bedtime,
Or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your
Camel to bed!
