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Postby ColinS » Sun Oct 18, 2015 10:16 am

A broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are

Against another mosque being built in Toronto.

I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to

Be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.

Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to

Promote tolerance."

"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be

Opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting

Tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay,

"The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless

Bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."

"Next door should be a butcher shop that

Specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit

Barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."

"Across the street there could be a lingerie store

Called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,"

With sexy mannequins in the window modelling the goods,

And on the other side a liquor store called

"Morehammered." :twisted:

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate

The tolerance they demand of us.

" Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do

And if you are not laughing or smiling at this

Point... It is either past your bedtime,

Or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your

Camel to bed!
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