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Sunburn Trearment

Postby ColinS » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:56 pm

A man passed out on the beach in Bondi for four hours, and
got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being
diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was
in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do
for him, Doctor?'

The Doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll
keep the sheets off his legs.'
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